Sarah: So I got all A's on my report card!
Me: Awesome!!
Sarah: Honor Roll...
Sarah: I'm reading at like college level
Me: I know! I'm the one that drives u to the library every week for more books.
Sarah: Oh ya, the kids in my hall voted me "Most Friendly"
Me: Is that all u got??
Sarah: Ummm
Me: Well?
Sarah: Ive already finished the summer homework packet.
Me: OVERACHIEVER...
Sarah: Why aren't u happier?
Me: You aren't leaving me with much to tell u to work on :-( I'm the parent you know...
Sarah: Please put that plate in the dishwasher...