Sarah gets a wedding proposal
Last night I took Sarah to her Schools Open house....
Sarah: "That boy over there wants to MARRY me!"
Me: "Is there a paper bag anywhere I can breathe in?"
Sarah: "Oh DADDY!"
Me: "You do remember my rule that you can't get married till you are 45...Right?"
Sarah: "HE wants to marry me. I don't want to marry HIM!"
Me: "OH ok... <feeling better> ummm why not??"
Sarah: "Wellllll he's not very confident.... He hesitates when he talks."
Me: "Really? SO that's it huh!"
Sarah: "He also puts his hand down inside the back of his pants. picks his nose and eats it, SOooo ya not really my type"
Me: "I should think those things would have been FIRST on your list"