How was the hot lunch, Sarah?

A conversation with Sarah about the hot lunch today at school. (2-15-2012)

I tried very hard to type this out as she spoke. its in her words.

Me:  "Sarah soooo how was the hot lunch today at school?"

Sarah:
"I didn't have my hot lunch from school today cause like you know it was a turkey sub, and the bread or something smelled WEIRD!. Weird ya know like gagging weird... like you want to step away from it weird!!! 

 So then ya know, my friend Ashley? she said like ask the nice lunch lady and she
will get you a NEW lunch, and I'm like um ok.... I asked/told the really nice lunch lady..
My lunch smells like WEIRD!"

Me:  "Did she give you a new lunch?"

Sarah:  "When I asked her to smell it. she was just like It doesn't smell that weird!"
At first she smelt it like 3 inches away, then 2 inches away and then I'm just like smell it! like right here closer!! (hands to nose) 

Then shes like I'm not going to do that!! then she smelled it anyways.  Then she went away, and she brought this other lunch lady and then they both came over and I was just like, SMELL IT! to the other lunch lady, Um then she smelled it too and said its just fiiiiiine. And before that I asked all my friends to smell it and at first they're just like it smells WEIRD!!
And my friend Imani, she smelled it too and she said "you know um it touched my nose!
After the lunch ladies smelled it and said it didn't smell that weird, my friends changed their minds and thought it was ok. And then it smelled better to me too. So i tested it and took just a bite.
Then i realized it was the bread. So then..... I put only the ham"
 

Me:  <interrupting> "I thought you had Turkey??"

Sarah: "Oh yeah so I put the turkey in my friends Hannah's face and asked her to smell it. Then I said now SMELL the bread!   She said um I guess they both smell just fine. Then I just decided to throw it all away.

There's the guy ya know? he washes the dishes at the school, and so I still had cheese on my plate cause it didn't fall into the garbage, so I scraped off the cheese right before  gave it to him and he saw that.     He was like awww thank you for cleaning the cheese off!    I mean I ate a little bit of it. So then I just drank milk . And then we were throwing around a plastic wrap for the straw, like as in basketball pretty much. So then after that the sign for choir went up and I had to go."

Minions and Marijuana

Things Sarah says

Conversation with Sarah re:  "How was school today?"  (few years ago)



Me: "How was school today?" 

Sarah: " See my "minion" stamp on my hand?"
 
Me: "Oh ya pretty cool, How did you get that?"

Sarah: "Some guy in the lunch line gave it to me. But don't worry"

Me: "Huh worry about what?"

Sarah: Well... At first I couldn't understand him, he asked me if I wanted blah blah, So I said NO!

Me: "Ok go on."

Sarah: "Then he said "are you sure?? it's minion" But I still didnt really hear him so I said NO!"

Me: "Should I be recording this??"
 
Sarah: "Ha Dad no. anyways, So he asks the guy in front of me if HE wanted a minion stamp. This time I heard it. SO then I said I'd take one."

Me: "Why did you not say yes to begin with?"

Sarah: "I NEVER say yes if someone asks me something at first. Cause they could be asking me to smoke Marijuana!!"

Me: "WHAT???? Ha ha I think..... But yes good fundamentals there, just keep in mind, later I will not accept the answer that you smoked pot cause you accidentally said yes when you did not hear clearly. K?"

Made for TV movie special

 

 Way back in 1973 when I was a 10 year old, I walked to Eugene Field Elementary school one day (April 25, 1973 as it turns out)  and got to the playground.

I was then immediately surrounded by a mob of kids.

   They were all excitedly shouting   "We're going to watch you on TV tonight!"  

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Crowd: "It's in the TV Guide!"

Me: "Must be a mistake"

Crowd:  "No my mom told me it's about your story"

Me: "Really? I have a story?  Could this have happened somehow without me knowing it?"

Crowd: " "You are going to be FAMOUS!"

Me: <thinking> "Hmmm Maybe this is how that works?"

All day long kids and even teachers kept coming up to me and telling me how they were going to watch me and my story on TV that night.   After a while I started to think that maybe I did have a special story somehow and that it would be on TV that night.

I ran home after school and found the TV guide that indeed showed that my life's story was going to be on that night as a TV Movie Special   "The Going up of David Lev"    It was a story about a 10 year old boy. 

With Brandon Cruz as David (Cruz was the kid in "Courtship of Eddie's father"

also with Melvyn Douglas and Claire Bloom

The Going Up of David Lev IMDB

MOM! MOM!!!!!    I'm going to be on TV tonight!!!!

Mom: "No you're not..."

Me: "But it says right here."

Mom: "That isn't you."

Me: "It's about a 10 year old named David Lev  I'm 10 and am David Lev so..."

Mom: "Listen kid it isn't about you ok?"

"It's about a Jewish boy in Israel, Lev is a common last name there and so is David, 

it's like John Smith over here"

Me:  I don't know any other Lev's and If there are so many David Lev's out there why does dad keep telling me I have to keep the family name alive?

Mom: Sorry to shatter your illusions here.  

So we watched about half of the movie on tv till I realized it wasn't my story and that the movie kinda sucked.  Then we changed the channel and watched something else....

Me, Monica Raymund and the women's bathroom

Typically while on location bathrooms are hastily marked or are unisex.   They can be difficult to locate in general.  Really I usually have to ask where it even is.   

I was playing as an office worker with 4 ladies in my group on the set of  "Chicago Fire" and had to go to the bathroom pretty badly.

I just noticed that one of the ladies in my group had just come back from the bathroom.

Me: "I see you found the bathroom"

Lady: "YES! been drinking a lot of coffee"

Me: "Where is it?

Lady: "Oh, just down that hall over there, make a right, then another right and it's right there can't miss it"

I walk down the hallway, made a right, and another right, I BURST through the door!  And BAM it's me and Monica Raymund who is adjusting her blouse.. 

Monica: "Um were you looking for the Men's room" she says very nicely. 

Me:  "I err um that is to say uhhh ya"

Monica:  "Lot's of stalls here it's just me and you, go ahead, I don't mind"

Me: "umm noooo thanks"

Monica: "Do you want me to show you where the Men's room is?"

Me: "No I think I'll figure it out"

Monica:  "I'll speak with production about marking this better, see you on set!"

Me: <Thinking>  "That's it, I'm so getting kicked off this show..." 

I feel comfortable posting this as she was very nice/sweet about it....  

The Spanish Simpsons episode

As nearly everyone else in the 90's me and Eileen enjoyed watching "The Simpsons" from time to time.   They had unique humor where sometimes you could not be sure what they would pull next.

For example:  One time they broadcast the show entirely in spanish!!  we watched the entire episode wondering what they were going to do with this.     Afterwards we looked at each other and said "Ok that was weird, I don't get it."  and went off our merry way.

The following week it was a typical episode, and definitely NOT in Spanish.  For a few weeks more all typical episodes.  




And then...  the spanish Simpsons episode returned.    Hey EILEEN!  they are replaying that Spanish Simpsons episode again!?    What the Hell?       We watched about half of it before realizing that it actually was a different episode in Spanish.       

Would they DO this for TWO episodes?  

Why is this even funny?

A friend comes over and we tell him about the Spanish Simpson's episodes.    He says

Umm  Is that a new tv you have there? 

Yes! 

Have you ever heard of SAP?

Second audio program (SAP), also known as secondary audio programming, is an auxiliary audio channel for analog television that can be broadcast or transmitted both over-the-air and by cable television.

Yes.. 

Could you possibly have it set to Spanish?

DOH!!!!!

SNAKES!

As kids in the early 70's we were easily amused.

For example:

Snakes... on the 4th of July, you would burn them & they would coil up and stretch out.....geez we had weird fun.   

So I got these one year to show my girls what great fun we used to have as a kid.  The looks I got back after lighting those suckers up was priceless.

The girls:  "Dad whats gonna happen???!!!"

Me: Umm that's it.

 The girls:  "Nahhh really whats gonna happen?" 

Me: Thats it!

  The girls:  "Quit kidding dad! Whats going to happen?"
Me:  THAT'S IT! Damn it. Ehhh we are gonna go inside and eat ice cream. I quit 4th of July

Vegas Vacation

VEGAS VACATION!

 

In 1995 (or 1996 I forget) Me and Eileen went to Las Vegas for a vacation.  Pete (friend of ours) decided he wanted to fly up and join us.   Pete had always wanted to see Hoover dam.   I had already been there a couple of times on previous trips, and was kinda "Meh" about taking the time to drive out to the damn dam yet again.     Pete REALLY wanted to go.   I said "well if we are going to do this, we need to take the extra long in-depth tour inside the damn dam,  deal?"   I had not managed to do this previously,  it would make things more interesting.     We all agreed 

 

It was going to be a spectacular but HOT day.   For whatever reason, only the earliest tour time slot was available, I booked it.    We arrived early in the morning before the heat, parked, and noticed that there was hardly anyone at the dam cause it was so early.  

We quickly checked things out on top and then    

 headed inside for the damned 2 hour tour. 

 

It was a pretty interesting tour and indeed it took a very long time to go through.

Lots of blah blah blah,  eleventy billion gallons of water blah blah blah can you imagine?  blah blah something something.    Hey I think the damn dam is leaking ha ha  blah blah something words words words.

More words, blah blah something something.

Eventually the tour ended and headed back up to the top and headed outside.   When we got outside there was a mass of humanity all around.    Then we felt the heat like 114 degrees WHAT THE HELL?  Not wanting to fight through the crowds to get back to the car right away,  me and Pete decided we could cool off a little by hanging over the top of the dam and feel the rush of air push us back that occurs when the wind hits the damn and is forced up.   

Eileen at this point is MISERABLE from the heat and decides it's time to stop messing around and make our way through the crowds to get to the car.    LET'S GO! she says..  And thus we start working our way through the crowd single file.    I end up following this tall guy who was wearing green shorts, Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, and carrying a FISHING POLE!     "REALLY" I think to myself.    I'm not a fashionista (fashionito?) or anything, but was thinking "what the Hell?" again.      I can't see where we are going behind this guy when suddenly the crowd parts a lil bit.  I look around and see a movie camera sitting by itself with no one next to it.  I was like "hmmm I wonder what it looks like looking through that camera  so I walk up to it and see what I can see.   No one tries to stop me.   I take a step back as a few of us were still around me including the big dude in the Green shorts and Hawaiian shirt.    I'm thinking maybe they are filming a documentary about the dam.    I go to ask the guy in the green shorts what he thinks, and as I turn towards him, he looks at me.     It's  OMG it's Randy Quaid!    I turn to my left and notice that standing right next to me is a short woman who is shooting me a look like "Who the F*ck are YOU?"  My eyes grow wide and I realize wait a sec! It's Beverly D'Angelo  the mom from VACATION THE MOVIE!

They must be filming a new Vacation movie!!!   AND Just then up the escalator comes Chevy Chase! 

A couple of production assistants come out and push the crowd back including Eileen "Get back!  Back I'm BEGGING YOU!"        No one is telling me I have to leave.  I just stood there.    Chevy Chase starts cracking jokes about how "Chilly it is outside" and how many autographs does he have to sign before he can start charging for them.      We stayed and watched them film a short bit where the family goes down the escalator and into the dam for their Damned tour.

It was a very cool, and very lucky experience.  Eventually I just walked back and out through the crowd found Eileen who had been watching all of this from a distance.    We laughed about it all the way back to our hotel.     That was fun Damn it!