SNAKES!

As kids in the early 70's we were easily amused.

For example:

Snakes... on the 4th of July, you would burn them & they would coil up and stretch out.....geez we had weird fun.   

So I got these one year to show my girls what great fun we used to have as a kid.  The looks I got back after lighting those suckers up was priceless.

The girls:  "Dad whats gonna happen???!!!"

Me: Umm that's it.

 The girls:  "Nahhh really whats gonna happen?" 

Me: Thats it!

  The girls:  "Quit kidding dad! Whats going to happen?"
Me:  THAT'S IT! Damn it. Ehhh we are gonna go inside and eat ice cream. I quit 4th of July